If you want strippers to your door in NYC on Halloween night, treat Oct 30 and Oct 31 as the peak and lock a date if you still can. I will not claim a calendar is open. I will tell you to call with the address and the window.
Costume night in this city is apartments, walk-ups, and a stoop that is already cold. The show is inside. The sidewalk is not the venue.
The dates that fill first
Friday Oct 30 and Saturday Oct 31 are the booking peak. Groups who called earlier picked the window. If you are reading this on the 29th, still call. Same-night in the five boroughs is often possible. A named costume and a named performer at 11 p.m. sharp is not something I promise in a post.
Both genders work Halloween. Browse female strippers or male strippers if you still have time to pick a look.
Looks that work in a living room
Vampire, witch, devil. Nurse and cop. Cat ears if you keep it a party costume, not a cartoon. Cop-and-prisoner as a pair if the room can hold two. Day of the Dead face paint if you ask on the phone, not at the door. Keep trademarked characters out of the request. We are not a copyright department.
Bring a covered layer for the walk in. Halloween sidewalks in this city are wind after 10. Change inside.
The apartment on Halloween
Buzzers get worse when the building is in costume. Write the label. One name. One person at the door who is not also handing out candy in the lobby. Music you control. Door shut. Neighbors exist.
If this is your own place, it is a house-call page night with a costume. Hotels still need a desk name.
Deposit and the call
A deposit confirms the booking. It comes off the total on the night. Halloween does not change that. We quote the number when you call.
Adults only. 21 and over. A mixed-age family hallway is not the room.
If you are already late
Call (929) 235-8788 with the date, the address, and the look. If Oct 31 is gone, we will say so. If a window is still open, we will say that too.
Here’s what I tell every host on Halloween: close the list first. Then we match a costume to that living room. Don’t make me guess the floor from a pin while the stoop is already a parade.
Bring a covered layer for the walk in. Halloween sidewalks in this city are wind after 10. Change inside. Candy bowls in a lobby are not a dressing room. Keep kids’ hours and this booking on different floors if the building mixes both.
Lock Fri Oct 30 or Sat Oct 31 early if those are your dates. I will not claim they are open. I will tell you to call.
Halloween in this city is stoops, wind, and a buzzer that already has a dozen fingers on it. Write the apartment on a note. Put one person on that door who is not also handing candy to kids in the lobby. Those two jobs do not share a landing.
Looks: vampire, witch, devil, nurse, cop, cat ears as a party costume. Skip trademarked heroes and cartoon names. We are not that department. Ask for face paint on the phone if you want it, not in a hallway already full of wigs.
Oct 30 and Oct 31 are the peak. Call. If the window is gone, we will say gone. If a later hour is open, we will say that. I will not decorate a calendar I cannot see from here.
Coats on a bed. Candy bowl in the kitchen, not in the path. Music inside. Door shut. That is Halloween in an apartment that still has neighbors.
Halloween candy and this booking do not share a landing. Kids’ hours end. Then adults. If your building mixes both, pick a later window and keep the bowl in the kitchen.
Wigs in a hallway are how you meet a neighbor in a sheet. Change inside. Covered layer on the stoop. Wind after 10 is wind.
If Oct 31 is the night, say Oct 31. If it is the Friday before, say that. Peak nights are peak nights. Call with the window you actually want.
A deposit confirms Halloween like it confirms any other night. It comes off the total. Peak dates do not erase that.
Candy in the kitchen. Wigs inside. Covered layer on the stoop. Kids’ hours and this booking on different floors if the building mixes both.
Call with Oct 30 or Oct 31 if those are the nights. If the window is gone, we will say gone. If a later hour is open, we will say that. I will not decorate a calendar from here.
